Fucked Network

History, as we observed it

Hall of Fuckery

Every check we've made since we started, ranked most fucked first. It only goes back as far as we've been watching, so a short history isn't a clean record.

The standings

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Time range
Services ranked by how fucked they've been over the last 7 days
ServiceNowNot fucked Time fuckedSince last fuckeryTimeline (oldest left)
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"Not fucked" is the share of our checks where their page said operational. Checks where we couldn't read their page don't count either way. "Time fucked" counts partial and major fuckery alike. Scheduled maintenance is neither. "Since last fuckery" counts from the last one we saw; a check we couldn't read could have hidden one. On the timelines, the taller the bar, the worse it was.

The log

Every time a service's translated status changed, newest first, with what their page reported at the time. We keep the latest 200.